ITA 2003 – Questão 44

Linguagens / Inglês
I want to be six again
 
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear – everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie – the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and col-lapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again? One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”The moral of this story is: if a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.
 
Vocabulário
• to reply = responder
• ride = brinquedos
• to stagger out = sair cambaleando
• to reel = rodopiar, girar
• upside down = revirado
• to order = pedir
• fries = batatas fritas
• the latest = o mais recente
• to wobble = cambalear
• to collapse = desmoronar
• to lean over = inclinar-se
• to mean = querer dizer
• size = tamanho
• anyway = de qualquer forma
Segundo o texto:
a) O marido em questão tem por costume proporcionar à esposa experiências que a fazem sentir jovem e feliz.
b) Voltar a ser criança era o desejo da referida esposa no dia de seu aniversário.
c) A esposa em questão é do tipo de pessoa que come compulsivamente.
d) Não é aconselhável tentar repetir, na idade adulta, o padrão de atividade física exercido na infância.
e) Os homens nunca entendem o que as mulheres pretendem comunicar-lhes.

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